*WIFE VS. HUSBAND*

A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word.An earlier discussion had led to an argument andneither of them wanted to concede their position. As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs,the husband asked sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?""Yep," the wife replied, "in-laws."
(hohoohoh.... dis is verrrrry sarcastic!)

*WORDS*

A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use aday...30,000 to a man's 15,000.The wife replied, "The reason has to be because we have to repeat everythingto men...The husband then turned to his wife and asked, "What?"
(yep, dis is soooo....hooooo TRUE)

*CREATION*

A man said to his wife one day, "I don't know how you can be so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time." The wife responded, "Allow me to explain.God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me;God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!
(darn... the answers are undeniable!!!!)

*The Silent Treatment*

A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment.Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would need his wife to wakehimat 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight.Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote o n a piece of paper,"Please wake me at 5:00 AM ." He left it where he knew she would find it.The next morning, the man woke up, only y to discover it was 9:00 AM and hehad missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't wakened him,
(ouh yessss, dis is d best.. pity d husband)

to all women in the world... lets laugh out loud :) i laughed till the end of the jokes... thanx to amy for email it

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